Image Image Image Image Image Image Image Image Image Image

Evolved Mommy | September 17, 2019

Scroll to top


AboutStephanie Funk, Evolved Mommy

Stephanie Funk

Stephanie Funk

Gritty, authentic, driven, a little crass. I love it when tech improves our lives, and it get super annoyed when it makes things unnecessarily complicated. Successful startup founder. Proud entrepreneur.

Posts By Stephanie Funk

I think it skipped me

July 6, 2009 |

When does the nesting thing kick in?

I could sleep 24/7 right now. Well, except at night, when I’m too busy getting up to pee.

There have been reports in books/magazines/websites that in your third trimester you get … Read More


June 22, 2009 | | 2 Comments

Yesterday I cried because my husband told me I was grumpy.
I wasn’t grumpy until he told me I was. LOL!

Today I sent a “poor me” email to a friend I haven’t heard from. After several calls with no answer and one unanswered email this friendship is over. I’m way to pregnant Read More

Baby Registry…srsly!

June 12, 2009 | | 2 Comments

I’ve got several registries going and several showers scheduled for the next couple months. However, I’ve registered for Read More

It’s Getting Hot in Here

June 9, 2009 | | One Comment

Here we are at 7 months pregnant in June and I’m feeling the heat. Today it was 85 degrees outside and to me it felt closer to 100. I’ve got to go all the way through the summer. This baby is September 5th. Good Lord!

I’ve been preparing my Read More

Baby Bath Time

June 2, 2009 | | 2 Comments

I just got an email today that my Tummy Tub finally shipped. I ordered it a month and a half ago when I first saw it on the Today Show. Being someone who has never bathed another person, it seems like a really logical thing…keeps the water warm b/c less surface area, simulates fetal position, doesn’t tip, has a cute base. What really sold me was Read More

The Exhaustion of Preparing a House to Sell

May 26, 2009 | | 2 Comments

You would not believe how hard we worked this holiday weekend to get this house ready to sell. It felt like we actually went ahead and moved out.

However, the house looks incredible, mostly thanks to a couple of great articles (one I found and the web at and the other from our agent).
Truly, I wish I’d seen these articles before I listed my condo that sat on the market for Read More

Preparing for a move

May 18, 2009 | | 4 Comments

Here I am 6 months preggars and we’re about to list our house. The idea is to be out of rural Arkansas and into semi-sort of-almost urban Arkansas. This mama is a fish out of water in the country. I need to see people walking around and interacting with one another.

Last week, I actually heard the following at our local grocery store: “Them ain’t the ones they got over at Chicken Holler.” Read More

Playing with My Food

May 12, 2009 | | 7 Comments

images-31Let’s talk about my new Cuisinart Food Processor for a second. First, its important to say that I was raised in a house with no Food Processor and I’ve never owned one. Never thought I needed one.

This whole thing came about because I have a strong desire to be a natural & organic parent to my coming baby. I’m no organic saint today, though, so Read More

Today’s 2nd Favorite Find

May 10, 2009 | | One Comment

Custom Silkies, Birp Clothes, Baby Blankets, etc. You pick the fabrics (and embroidery if desired). I’ve given 4 of these silkies as shower gifts to rave reviews. FYI…a “Silkie” is a small blankie that baby and toddler can carry around … Read More

Today’s Hot Find

May 10, 2009 | | One Comment

IĀ found these on Etsy. Click the Flower Pendant pic and it will take you right there. These recycled Scrabble Tiles are on sale for $3.75.

Read More